This is about the most coherent thing Piper ever says to me. And she says it every time she toots. And she toots more than a USC frat house. So I hear that line a lot. Sometimes, however, when she says "Uncle Ben, I just had a gasser!" What she really means is that it’s time to change a dirty diaper. I try my best to make sure somebody else is around when this happens.
Loren asks me to baby sit for him nearly every day I’m here. It’s almost never a problem, but I’m beginning to wonder what he does when I’m not around. At least he has a nanny during the day. What do other families do?