Wow, Sports Illustrated is legit. I may have to visit the Davis residence for another weekly dosage of head shrinking insults from Marijana. (They keep me grounded, which is good, even if it makes me cry at night.)
And here’s another photo, just because.
It’s like I’m proud of you and your haircut and then all embarassed for you all in the same post. I also have no idea why you aren’t wearing your sponsor’s clothes. I also have no idea how you got that shirt.
I like the two (very) white boys ‘trying’ to be legit.
OK, Ben. I go to all of this effort to get you hooked up in SI and I get no love? What’s up with that?