I’m not sure this picture even deserves a caption
We had close to 200 trick or treaters at my house last night. We live in what you might call a “destination spot” for Halloween. Parents put their kids on buses to come to our neighborhood. I didn’t have a costume, so I turned an old swim parka inside out, put pom-poms on my head, and spent the night by the door warning kids about the risks of Diabetes, Childhood Obesity, and Witches. I wanted to give out apples (poisoned, of course), but discovered that my budget only allowed for Mars Brand candies from Costco.
are you sure that isn’t your real hair dyed blue?? Oh the HORRORS of one night of gluttony!! Unfortunately we had like 2 trick-or-treaters and I was sad cause I had a cool costume… super scary vampiress.
worst. costume. ever.
I thought I was drunk but since it’s 8:18am – probably not. You’re drunk. Where is Brian when we need him? Can we get an intervention or at least an editor?